Chicken Cackle's.

[christyware]

Post your Jokes and Funny stories here. I'll start... What do you call a Cow that just had a Calf? Decaffenated.

 

[Mahonri]

I have a friend named Ruth.

She is still unmarried.

I always ask here where that ruthless husband of hers is.

 

[christyware]

Why was the Duck looking up and Quacking? Because he is a Quackup.

 

[nwgirl]

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Pooched eggs.

 

[christyware]

What happened when the Cow accidently backed into a Pole Fan? An Udder Dissasster.

 

[Crickett]

What do you call three ducks in a box?


A box of Quackers!


What happens when a bird flys into a fan?

You get shredded tweet!

 

[christyware]

Why did the Cow kick the Rooster out of the barn? He wanted to sleep some more and he couldn't find the Snooze Button.