Chicken-friendly Space-cakes?

[Windy Ridge]

Please pass the Doritos, dude...

And the bag of double-stuff Oreos!!

Now you're just being silly.

Surely their snack of choice would be corn chips of some sort... maybe Fritos, or popcorn...

 

[Windy Ridge]

I wasn't thinking... I guess Doritos fit the bill. Do they make Tick flavor?

 

[2mnypets]

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I'm thinking more like "weed" flavor.

 

[wegotchickens]

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Surely their snack of choice would be corn chips of some sort... maybe Fritos, or popcorn...

You been eatin' the space cakes????

 

[Rebel Chicken]

Oh my gosh! How funny is that! It must make your high a lot better knowing that your eggs come from happy chickens!!!

 

[3peeps]

Well, now, I only think it would be appropriate to provide some sort of recipe here...ahem...to use up all our our extra eggs. Rigggghhhht.

Anyone?

I do have a chewy gooey brownie recipe. Would one need to adjust the flour to compensate for the extra dried ingredients, do you suppose? (I mean, who wants a really dry space cake.)

And possibly, all the ingredients should be organic or sustainably grown, like so that everything would be totally cool with the universe, man.

 

[Davaroo]

Oooooh, and be careful here with all the warmth and fuzziness. The European practice of "freerange" is not exactly what you may think. If you envision some sort of idyllic chicken Eden, with birds happily tripping around and laying eggs for spacecakes - - - - REALITY CHECK!

Its more like confined floor rearing with a small door to an outside yard - that is, if the birds can figure out how to get outside and back to where the food and water is. They keep the food and water inside for a reason, which I'm sure you can guess. There is only a minimal requirement for outside space, as well. On many levels, it's the typical state-run compromise.

 

[Windy Ridge]

Yes, "free range" and "pasture raised" are quite different. Howsomever, if they have access to space cakes, perhaps they can just chill where they are, be happy, and not mind The Man so much.

 

[Davaroo]

Now theres an idea - feed them spacecakes, use the eggs in the next batch of cakes and ....zingo!

 

[firechicken]

If you envision some sort of idyllic chicken Eden, with birds happily tripping around and laying eggs for spacecakes

Now theres a nice visual. I think I may have been there one time when I was a more experimental young man.​