Chicken Haiku

[Rhett&SarahsMom]

written by my own HUSBAND none the less!!

Where are those fresh eggs?
Fumbling around in the dark.
Whoops I just crunched one

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Clucking just for you,
They give me a silent stare.
Who says they're just birds?

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Happy happy corn!
A hawk! a hawk! run run run
Oh, a juicy worm

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Early morning time,
my pet makes me some breakfast
Fresh eggs taste so good.

 

[arabookworm]

the third one even sort of rhymes! thats impressive!

want to see the poem I had to write today for german class?

 

[sunnychooks]

Here's another (written by my chickens)

Bok Bok-Bok Bok Bok
Bok Bok-A-Bok-A Bok Bok
Cock-A-Doodle-Do

(I think I like your husband's better)

 

[Rhett&SarahsMom]

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yup. Put it up here!!


The fact my non animal husband wrote these is what makes them REALLY special to me

 

[arabookworm]

all right, you asked for it.

Saurgeweckt kein frustuckt raus
Herr Richards und die Sendung mit der Maus
keinen spass zu viele hausaufgabe
nicht genug schlafen jeden tage
Schuldirektor studentin verhort
Schul ist meisten ein verachtlich ort.

For those of you who speak german, It wasn't supposed to be complete sentences, and it was supposed to be about school, so you can't expect it to be very cheerful.

 

[Rhett&SarahsMom]

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ok, now. In english please! LOL

 

[arabookworm]

basically complaining of school-induced sleep deprivation and mentions my german teacher's strange fascination with this website:
http://www.wdrmaus.de/
you should be able to navigate it even if you don't speak german btw.

 

[SpottedCrow]

LOL I love It!!!