Chicken in my neighbor's bathtub.

[ButtonQuailBoy]

"FFhhhhhhh...haheehahee...AHAHAHAHAHA" *falls off chair and bangs head of floor, then loses consisness and all of his dignity* ::2 hours later::

WHAT??!! Where am I??

 

[Greyscale Rainbow]

Quote:
What do you call a tethered sheep in Cardiff (capital city of Wales)?

A leisure centre

I should probably add at this point that jokes about Welshmen sh*gging sheep have been around for ages and aren't really considered offensive . . . before anyone gets annoyed at me / the mods ban me forever.

Must of provided a bit of a shock though when she went in there - good job she wasn't the chicken hating murderous type!