Chicken joke thread

[Vadard]

Why’d the chicken cross the road?

Because the sidewalk was only 3 feet wide, and he had to maintain 6 feet for social distancing.

Whatcha got?

 

[Chick-N-Fun]

How do chickens bake a cake?

From scratch!

 

[Vadard]

How does a chicken measure a cup of water?

Eggactly!

 

[TwoCrows]

Funny!

 

[Vadard]

What’s the secret ingredient to the broody old hen’s homemade jam?

Peck-tin!

 

[Love my chickens 25]

What do you call a broody hen on no eggs

A broodful thinking

 

[TexasLisa]

What day of the week do chickens hate?

Fry-day

 

[cluckmecoop7]

People who care for chickens are literally chicken tenders!

 

[Vadard]

What day of the week do chickens hate?

Fry-day

That’s chicken joke quality right there. Upping the ex-peck-tations around here.

 

[BaaKaaawk]

That’s chicken joke quality right there. Upping the ex-peck-tations around here.

You definitely don't want eggs-peck-tations because it takes awhile to find that naughty hen!