chicken jokes

[kdcrws]

why'd the chicken cross the road?
























to prove to the armadillo that it could be done...

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[darkmatter]

Why did the Chicken only cross the road halfway?





















She wanted to lay it on the line.

 

[spook]

Good ones!

 

[big greg barker]

Why can't the chicken be satisfied on this side of the road?????

 

[big greg barker]

What did the farmer say when Chicken Little told him the sky was falling?







"HOLY CRAP! A TALKING CHICKEN!!!!"

 

[darkmatter]

Q:Why does a chicken coop have two doors?























A: Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

 

[obe10]

Q: why did the chicken poo cross the rood























A: it was stuck to the chickens foot

 

[kdcrws]

Quote:
hahaha!! my fav so far

 

[luvchicks8]

What do you call it when you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow








Brown chicken brown cow
said in the same way you would say boom chicka wow wow.

 

[chickenred]

Why did the chicken cross the playground?











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