chicken jokes

[miladachicken]

Why did the chicken cross the road, take a dust bath, and cross the road again?



































She was a dirty double-crosser!

 

[luvchicks8]

What did the chicken say when it found an orange in its nest?


Look what mama - lade!

 

[luvchicks8]

Why did the blonde bake a chicken for 3 and a half days?














It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125.

 

[Crickett]

It's so windy that my chicken laid the same egg three times!



It's so hot that the chickens are laying hard boiled eggs!

 

[miladachicken]

What scary stories do chickens tell chicks around the camp fire?





















So then, just as she thought it was safe to cross...

 

[miladachicken]

Here is another.

What did everyone say when the hen walked out of the tanning salon?


















There's one hot chick.

 

[LeBlackbird]

Why did the duck cross the road????











Cause the chicken was absent!!

 

[Crickett]

Why did the Turkey cross the road?




















It was the chicken's day off!

 

[oldrooster]

Why did the Blonde think her neighbor's chickens where cold? They told her they had a capon (cape on)....