Chicken Jokes

[magistradomina]

Wow! These jokes are SOO funny! Keep 'em coming! Here is a joke that The Lone Rhubarb has on thier page.

Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?





'Cause they said BACH!!

(I hope The Lone Rhubarb doesn't mind that I used thier joke!)

 

[MattalynsBarn]

I'm sorry but I have to say this one:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

(I'm sorry, it had to be said)

 

[noahsgeese]

Quote:

That one is very old but good!

 

[magistradomina]

Way to go MattylnsBarn! Great joke!

It's funny 'cause it's SO obvious!

 

[Dingleberry]

the chicken on the side of the road yelled over to the chicken on the other side , "how do you get to the other side" the other chicken replied " you are on the other side"

 

[Telamon]

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thats a blonde joke...