Chicken on a motorcycle

[Tundrawooky]

My pet bird really likes being handled and the other day it tried to jump up on my bike with me, I set it on the back seat and it clutched the sissy bar. It was so funny it was ready to ride! I got to thinking would it be inhumane or foolish to take her for a ride? I mean as long as she doesn't jump off into traffic. I think it would be hilarious to ride in parades or take her on road trips! She could ride In the saddle back and lay eggs in their!!
Have I lost my mind?

 

[sourland]

The ride would be fine. The dismount in traffic - roadkill.

 

[texsuze]

Inhumane and foolish about sums it up. Kinda like taking a 3 week old human infant for a ride on a jet ski.

 

[The Moonshiner]

If you get it a helmet I'm almost sure it would be fine.

 

[Tundrawooky]

I love the helmet!! I'm ordering some!!

 

[Tundrawooky]

I took around the block on my Harley(no helmet), I made a little perch box on the back seat so she wouldn't fall off. Riding through town was hilarious, everyone pointing and laughing. I kept the speed below 25. She looked terrified when we got back and hasn't laid any eggs in two days!!! maybe this was a bad idea.

 

[The Moonshiner]

Of course it was.