Chicken Rules

[cluckmecoop7]

26. Don't poop on the other hens from the perch.
27. Don't tip your water bowl over.
28. Don't spook the cat. (She's scared of you!)
29. No pecking each other. It makes me freak out.
30. Don't sleep in the nesting boxes if you can't get on the perch at night.

 

[Matilda Belle]

31. No dying

 

[CatWhisperer]

Baby chicks don’t cheep unless there is a problem.

 

[Matilda Belle]

Baby chicks don’t cheep unless there is a problem.

Yes! And no nonstop crying/whining for no reason!

 

[Matilda Belle]

32. No night crowing

 

[LittleDragons]

31. No dying

This rule should be passed down to every generation

 

[LittleDragons]

33. Cats are FRIENDS not food.
34. No sleeping on the coop
35. Finding the end of the rainbow is prohibited
(There's no golden corn, TRUST ME)

 

[Matilda Belle]

36. Thou shalt not kill thy fellow flock members

 

[Matilda Belle]

37. No poop eating

 

[LittleDragons]

36. Thou shalt not kill thy fellow flock members

Amen!