Chicken Shaming to Lighten the Mood

[HeiHeisMom]

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bald squirrels!!!
not the coffee!!!

 

[Eggscaping]

Lol this thread is hysterical

Yes, it is! In the midst of trying to find out which part...or is it all? Or what?...of the acre of land we have an offer in to buy...is WETLANDS and can't be built on...this thread has given me so much laughter that my day is much brighter. Thank you for starting it!!!

 

[HeiHeisMom]

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We kill pigeons and leave the dead bodies in the yard for the human to clean up. We eat baby grackles that can't fly...no leftovers.

 

[chickenmama109]

Lol these are so funny I'm going to have to do with with my hens

 

[HeiHeisMom]

"I try to tidbit all my ladies with bits of grass, leaves, twigs or trash. If I find a bug I won't share"
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Roo be pimpin

 

[HeiHeisMom]

"I think I'm the biggest, toughest, manliest creature on two legs, so I crow lots and lots to impress everyone..."

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"...but I sound like this:"

 

[Eggscaping]

I feel a little bad clicking "like"! :-o

I know! Me too. OMG. I would reduce her wing feathers to little stubs and drape chains around her neck! Like one of those terrible people who put 40 pound chains around the necks of pit bulls they want to fight! (Not really, but I'd probably clip her wings!)

 

[HeiHeisMom]

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Our gigs do that too!!

 

[Eggscaping]

View attachment 1583118 Run! Rosa Run!
We thought the garden was finished for the year! Apparently not! But the cukes were tasty! We couldn't reach the tomato....< frownie beak>

"Frownie Beak!" Perfect! I have just acquired a new term!

 

[Eggscaping]

This must be a beagle thing— my dog is half beagle and lives for “treats” from the litter box!

Most dogs are fond of "kitty Rocca"