So there was a special speaker at our church on the weekend and she told us a story about her friend in her hometown church... her friend was married to a wonderful husband had 3 kids 2 daughters of the ages 10 and 8 and a 5 year old son... the husband took the kids on vacation.. and on the way home... he fell asleep behind the wheel of the car and drove under a log truck... the 8 year old daughter died instantly along with the 5 year old son.. the father also died instantly he was well i don't want to get this thread shut down so i won't say what happened to the dad but the 10 year old daughter lived.. and the special speaker was like... what do i say to this woman whose son and daughter and husband died and now the 10 year old daughter was in the ICU at the funeral... the 10 year old daughter was brought to the funeral home so she could say bye to her sister and brother and father it was so sad she said to see 3 hearses outside of the funeral home.. and the 10 year old daughter who was now out of the ICU to be brought to the funeral by ambulance.... it is just so sad...
also a joke... it is kind of religious so i will do it in a spoiler so this thread won't get shut down...
Jesus and Satan were arguing over who could use the computer best and one day God got mad and said let's have a 2 day contest... so they did... they did everything humanly possible on the computers and then when the contest was almost over lightning and thunder came and the power went out... Satan yelling every curse word possible at the computer screen while Jesus just left out a sigh... the power came back on and satan was complaining that he lost everything and Jesus just smiled with a stack of papers in his hand.. and God just said... well Jesus saves... ( in other words Jesus printed out all of the stuff he did on the computer so Jesus saves!) lol!