Chickens for 10-20 years or more? Pull up a rockin' chair and lay some wisdom on us!

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See you can still get lathered up............ I don't think the other gals will be very vocal cause they know it's true, now go and fetch me that roll a duct tape, grey is my favorite color hehehehehee.

Not sure if I can say this the right way, but most women I know let the nonsense men spew go in one ear and out the other to collect the one or two nuggets of wisdom they eventually produce. Then we wonder why it took them so long. Just sayin' ...
 
We invented duct tape and have single handedly elevated it to the most used tool assy in our tool box, right there on the top shelf. I have some on my left work boot right now, it's doubling as a temporary sole heheheheee, looks good too.

Half of my chicken coop is held together with duct tape. My three favorite non-tool tools are duct tape, zip ties and cattle panels. I think I could rebuild civilization with just these three things.
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I know really !!!!............ they are skeeer'd Walt, if they had it there way we gentleman would all be mutes, that way they won't have to listen to us tell them how silly they sound. IMHO the divorce rate would decline by 99% with the use of duct tape carefully placed in the center of their pretty little faces under their nose
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for like at least the first 30yrs, now that's marital bliss.

Hides....I really like hides....I like to work on them.....cut 'em...skin 'em....scrape 'em down....tan them.....stuff them with silicone and hang 'em from the bumper of my truck with a cow bell!!! How's that sound girls! I have an ex that I would like to do that to but he ain't worth prison. 27 years down the tubes because he decided it was over. Idiot....couldn't he have decided that in the first 5 before I wasted 27 years on him.....
 
I have no idea what 'stacked tight' means when refering to chickens, but I plan on using the term freely in my chicken yard from now on to sound uber informed and opinonated.
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That might be my first signature; 'hope all your hens are stacked tight'.
You made me laugh so hard I teared up! I guess its kinda like "built like a brick **** house" Her bussel seems close in and she has an overall appearance of no unnecessary lines, no wasted space. She is/has an all female presence and I think is quite the pretty chicken. I know nothing about chickens looks but I know a female look and my old co-workers would describe a very pretty girl as "stacked tight". So its lingo I picked up in a totally different arena. lol.
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