Well go ahead and knock me down, I can take it. 
Some non-country dwellers keep chickens for reasons other than as feathered pets. With increasing (? maybe it's always been around) uncertainty about the economic future, some are trying to become more self-sufficient and readier for the zombie apocalypse or other widespread disaster. If they treat their chickens well (as chickens), study up on proper handling and health concerns, is it so bad?

Some non-country dwellers keep chickens for reasons other than as feathered pets. With increasing (? maybe it's always been around) uncertainty about the economic future, some are trying to become more self-sufficient and readier for the zombie apocalypse or other widespread disaster. If they treat their chickens well (as chickens), study up on proper handling and health concerns, is it so bad?