Chickens In Ya Window

[scflock]

I have only to invent a way, to be Asian, and I'm there!

Oh, I can do it, but it makes my eyes hurt

 

[Ravynscroft]

does it still count, if I'm one of the demographical categories?

or what does it mean, if I'm a redneck Asian alcoholic?

I had a lot to quote when I caught up, but dumped it all when I saw this...

All I can say is....

H*ly crap, the missing link!!!!

How did a cousin to SC AND Ross happen????

 

[Tumbling K]

Oh, I can do it, but it makes my eyes hurt

I've tried that.

the super glue eventually wears off, and all the other women laugh at you in the bar.

 

[napdognewfie]

Ok. Can't pass it up.

There is another way to get "Chinese eyes" but it wears off too.

 

[scflock]

I've tried that.

the super glue eventually wears off, and all the other women laugh at you in the bar.

Scotch tape is easier to remove, and if you practice the accent it's much more believable. Just watch the last 5 minutes of "A Christmas Story" over and over again.
Farararara

 

[scflock]

Ok. Can't pass it up.

There is another way to get "Chinese eyes" but it wears off too.

But the accent works better

 

[Tumbling K]

Scotch tape is easier to remove, and if you practice the accent it's much more believable. Just watch the last 5 minutes of "A Christmas Story" over and over again.
Farararara

bud, scotch tape shows a serious lack of commitment!!

But the accent works better

so, in order to be come Asian, you must be an alcoholic?

to be a true redneck, you have to be an alcoholic.

I'm beginning to see a trend. I wonder what other marvelous things I could become thru inebriation?

 

[scflock]

I had a lot to quote when I caught up, but dumped it all when I saw this...

All I can say is....

H*ly crap, the missing link!!!!

How did a cousin to SC AND Ross happen????

Ross has admitted to being all 3

 

[scflock]

bud, scotch tape shows a serious lack of commitment!!

I didn't say where I put the tape

 

[Tumbling K]

sorry sc, I edited my post above.