I'm laughing also, because we have the same problem. The coop is on the other end of where we live but it seems the first place they head is to our steps and deck. At first I loved it but now the poo is just getting too nasty...tiptoe is right! I thot of doing exactly the same thing, trying to build a pet-free walkway, but have no idea how to do it since the hens jump or fly just about anywhere, now. Any suggestions welcome as to how to keep them off the walkways and steps. Can hose off in summer but winter, nada. I'm seriously thinking of building a long narrow 'covered' run so they can still be considered free range hens, but confining them to a particular area. Which leads to now I know why they build 'tractors' for hens....sighhh, another project is brooding? lol
I'm curious as to why they 'flock' to us. I have tossed out food to them a few times and I know they surely remember that....but before ever feeding them closeby, they were coming over to lay in the sun on the deck steps. As soon as they see a human, they come running. Are chickens a 'social' animal, preferring closeness of humans? Or is it just that they associate us with their food?