Children and Medicine

[Davaroo]

Two little boys were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying and blubbering to himself.

Billy: "Why are you crying? "

Bobby: "I came here for a blood test."

Billy: "So? Are you afraid?"

Bobby: "No, not now; it's over. But it hurt!"

Billy (concern obvious on his face): "Why do you say that?"

Bobby: "Well, for the blood test, they cut my finger."

At this news, Billy's eyes shot open wide and he started to cry VERY loudly; Bobby was astonished.

Bobby: "Why are you crying now?"

Billy: "I came for a urine test!"

 

[perfectly_polish]

where do you find these jokes mr. dave

 

[dixiechick]

VERY CUTE!!!

 

[Davaroo]

Quote:
My other interest is scale modeling - cars, planes and stuff. Most of the sites catering to that have a section likes BYC'c joke/games/fun section.
Most come from these.
Some come in my email from other friends and family. My daughter is the Princess of Email Jokes and I get many from her. Ditto my ex-BIL. He sends a lot.
If you want some internet jokes just google "Jokes."
You'll get plenty.