Chuck Norris Jokes for Chicken Lovers

[RulerOfTheSkies]

Thank you! And psst, mah name is not singingchickenmomma. It's TechnoCat.

In your siggy it says your singingchickenmomma, so whats the difference?

 

[Toro]

ahahaaaaa

 

[RulerOfTheSkies]

Love your avatar toro

 

[TechnoCat]

In your siggy it says your singingchickenmomma, so whats the difference?

I am SCM, but I just changed my username, ufufu. XD

 

[Toro]

lol scm you crack me up. you say the randomest things sometimes. Like once you were like "Murf" for no reason. I laughed at that for about a minute straight XD

 

[Magic Birdie]

 I am SCM, but I just changed my username, ufufu. XD

GASP

 

[LovePolish2]

Very funny jokes

 

[TallChickMagnet]

Q: What time of the morning would Chuck Norris' roosters wake him?








A: They wouldn't dare.

 

[RulerOfTheSkies]

Until he forgot a gift to Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real

 

[RulerOfTheSkies]

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg