Sneaky birdy!
I've been healthier than I've been in years since I've had chickens...
Most folks don't understand what good housepets chickens can be.
They don't claw the furniture. They MIGHT try and dust bath on the floor.
They don't need to be house trained. You can buy chicken diapers for them.
They don't screech like larger birds such as cockatoos and parrots. You may get a wake up call from a roo.
They don't bring "presents'', like cats do. They give fresh eggs for breakfast.
They don't lick their butts, like dogs do. They preen their feathers instead.
Chickens don't need to be walked in the dead of night or during the worst snow storm ever.
Chickens don't need to get shots. usually...
Chickens are low maintenance.
Chickens are loving and cuddly...right Obelisk?
Chickens have their own language which you might be able to learn, if they let you.
Chickens WILL beg at the table and wrestle your meatball sub away from you.