Cochins Vs. Orps Bickering thread CHOOSE YOUR SIDE

[The Happster]

What started as a simple jab back and forth between Happy and I, has turned into a giant unstoppable monster storm.

What have you done, Happs??

I've started a cult.

Are you team Cochin?

Overo was the original team Cochin.

 

[SBFChickenGirl]

I’m his assassin, I assist whenever SBF decides to have a mutiny.

Which has only happened once! If I may add.
Odd whipped me back into shape.
I promise I'll be good now.

 

[HENS-and-MARES]

Ah, you're probably on a cell phone.

Turn it sideways. Read my sig.

I see it now

 

[HENS-and-MARES]

I've started a cult.

Overo was the original team Cochin.

Sooooo...... my new target

 

[Painted Calls]

I've started a cult.

That's putting it mildly.

 

[SBFChickenGirl]

That's putting it mildly.

Very, very mildly.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Sooooo...... my new target

Easy there -- Overo is one of those who I am apt to defend with violence and swift, gruesome death.
Do not make lightly the choice to target her.

 

[SBFChickenGirl]

Easy there -- Overo is one of those who I am apt to defend with violence and swift, gruesome death.
Do not make lightly the choice to target her.

Hens, you really should listen to Saffy.
Do not target Overo.
Is a baaaaaaaaaaddd choice.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Hens, you really should listen to Saffy.
Do not target Overo.
Is a baaaaaaaaaaddd choice.

Verily, thou wouldst do well to listen to SBF.
It is greatly unwise to cross me.
*Sharpens scalpels and loads staple gun.*

 

[The Happster]

Sooooo...... my new target

Overo is the only Cochin you may not assassinate.

Happy has started a war, gained followers, given Odd permission to torture people, lasted through a mutiny, has a butler, survived multiple attempts on her life, protected Icky, defended the honor of the Orps, and should be getting a theme song soon.
That's what's been happening.
*jamming keys in the background*

I need to put this on my CV.