Cochins Vs. Orps Bickering thread CHOOSE YOUR SIDE

[human1]

No, I was saying it as if Sapphire was jealous of odds fun toys.

so why would sapphire lie

 

[human1]

Oh, please. I do not fear her, and I do not envy her tools. I have my own. Few weapons, blunt or sharp, are more satisfying for knocking specimens unconscious than a hefty bathroom scale.

hefty?

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Odd will torture Saffy if Saffy doesn't pretend to play along with the orps.
At least, I think that's what's happening.

I do not fear her. I am neutral, and could be just as much of a boon to the Orps as I could be a disaster -- torture could result in a lust for vengeance on the Orps, and thus, a possible allegiance with the Cochins. Torture is risky.
Take these words to heart, both sides -- I will not be tortured and take it lying down.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

hefty?

Heavy. Sturdy. Good for bashing.

 

[EmmaRainboe]

so why would sapphire lie

It was a joke as if she was doing it to have access to Odds torture tools.

 

[human1]

Heavy. Sturdy. Good for bashing.

ah... that makes sense now

 

[GemmaGA]

So we could cross the best Cochin with the best Orp and call it the chicken master race? Then we could all be friends

 

[human1]

So we could cross the best Cochin with the best Orp and call it the chicken master race? Then we could all be friends

um this has been brought up just about a million times. no one agreed

 

[SBFChickenGirl]

I will not be tortured and take it lying down.

*imagines screeching guinea*

um this has been brought up just about a million times. no one agreed

No. We agreed.
That it would be a horrible idea.

 

[TheOddOneOut]

Mutiny, eh?

Guess I'll just demote you. You can start making me a cape. Dark blue and grey.

I guess I'll have to see if the butler is any good at composing theme tunes.

A CAPE?