Cochins Vs. Orps Bickering thread CHOOSE YOUR SIDE

[human1]

Also please do not take that out of context

OHHHHV YDESSQ

 

[JadeFarms]

This took so long but here’s the song hey there orp*****ns

 

[JadeFarms]

Hey there orp******ns

What's it like being so stupid?

I'm a whole lot smarter

But, tonight I saw how mean you all are too

Yes it was cruel

You kicked your chick off the roof

I swear, it's true

Hey there orp*****ns

You should start running for your lives

I'm right here behind with a knife

Give this song another listen

Close your eyes

Become an cochin or run for your life

I will kill you

Oh, it is how cruel you are

Oh, you kill your own babies

Oh, it is how cruel you are

Oh, you kill your own babies

It’s what you do to them

Hey there, orp*****ns

I know you are scared you got caught

But just believe me orps

Someday I'll get that on camera too

I’ll get you good

We'll have a fight but you will run from my knives

Made just for you

Hey there orp*****ns

I've got so much left to say

If every simple word I wrote to you

Will take your breath away

I'll kill you off

Even more extinct you will become by the fall

You’d all be gone

Oh, it is how cruel you are

Oh, you kill your own babies

Oh, it is how cruel you are

Oh, you kill your own babies

A thousand miles seems pretty far

But we’ve got planes and trains and cars

I'd walk to you if I had no other way

It may be hard to find you all

Because you all don’t have no jobs

And didn’t even pass the fifth grade

Orp*****ns, I can promise you

That by the time I get through

The world will never ever be the same

I’ll proudly say

Hey there, orp*****ns

Now that your gone the world is better

No more war and much more laughter

And I'll be makin' history like I do

You'll know it's all because your gone

We can do whatever we want to

Hey there, Orp*****ns, here's to you

This ones for you

Oh, it is how cruel you are

Oh, you kill your own babies

Oh, it is how cruel you are

Oh, you kill your own babies

What you do to me

Oh, whoa, whoa

Oh whoa, oh

Oh, oh

 

[human1]

Now that your gone the world is better
You'll know it's all because your gone

 

[JadeFarms]

I made sure to add that in just for you!

 

[human1]

I made sure to add that in just for you!

 

[JadeFarms]

We’re making more parody’s

 

[JadeFarms]

Next up will be savage love parody

 

[Leafy]

Here is my parody called “savage pecks”

 

[Leafy]

Jason Derulo, oh!

Savage love

Chirpin lil baby

If I woke up without ya

I don't know what I would do

Thought I could be clucking forever

'Til I met you

Usually don't be flyin', be flyin',flyin' fast

You got a way of keeping me comin' back to back

I just found out, the only reason that you lovin' me

Was to get back at your ex rooster but before you leave

Usually I would never, would never even care

Baby I know she peckin I feel it in the air

Every night and every day

I try to make you lay

But your

Savage love

Did somebody, did somebody

Break your egg?

Lookin' like an angel

But your broken egg

When you kiss me

I know you don't give two clucks

But I still want that

Your savage peck

Your savage peck peck peck

Your savage peck peck peck

You could use me

'Cause I still want that (Your savage)

Baby I hope that this ain't crowin cause I get around

You wanna cluck it up, I wanna crow it down

Usually don't be flyin', be flyin', flyin ' fast

You got a way of making me spend up all my nest

Every night and every day

I try to make you stay

But your

Savage peck

Did somebody, did somebody

Break your egg?

Lookin' like an angel

But your savage peck

When you kiss me

I know you don't give two clucks

But I still want that

Your savage pecks

Your savage pecks pecks pecks

Your savage pecks pecks pecks

You could use me

'Cause I still want that your savage peck

Your savage peck pecks pecks

Your savage pecks pecks pecks

You could use me

Baby

Savage pecks (Oh hen)

Did somebody, did somebody

Break your egg?

Lookin' like an angel

But your savage peck

When you kiss me

I know you don't give two clucks

But I still want that

Your savage peck (Savage pecks)

Your savage peck peck peck (Ooh yeah)

Your savage peck peck peck

Girl you could use me

'Cause I still want that your savage peck