Cochins Vs. Orps Bickering thread CHOOSE YOUR SIDE

[JadeFarms]

It doesn't boost my reaction score though.

Who cares, it’s nice to see orps angry.

 

[JedJackson]

People are really passionate about both breeds. That's great. There are pluses and minuses to both. I just think Cochins are cuter. They look kind of like topiary.

 

[ILoveDaffy]

I know you hate this so:
Orps are demons from hell that all need to be turned into chicken noodle soup. My orp is actually my meat bird breeder, so I do see orp mixes die. It’s extra satisfying and tasty when I think about who the birds father is.

Now we know what happens to the birds you don't like. And by the way, you are evil and my birds hate you. Orp eater.

 

[ChickForLife]

Yay, now you are doing sads!

 

[black_cat]

@duckiemum - we allow chainsaws in our group. Join the Orps.

Might even let you do the honours of chopping fluff off Cochin trotters.
Too bad.

Sorry - we have Meanshiner. So we get Leghorns. I'm also taking OEGB and Marans.

Might have to join the orps

 

[Alyssa-Bee]

It doesn't boost my reaction score though.

Okay, I'll stop being mad at you...

The more to love!

And now you love them being so lazy and fat that they can't live the best chicken life?!

 

[ILoveDaffy]

No, I just didn’t spend time with them as chicks because each time I saw them their eyes would glow red.

Because they knew you would eat them. I held mine every night before they slept, and they loved it and fell asleep on my lap. They wouldn't sleep without it.

 

[ChickForLife]

Might have to join the orps

Nooooo, don't! I have brownies for you!

 

[The Happster]

Might have to join the orps

Do it.

I'll retract my Orpington army from your doorstep.

 

[JadeFarms]

Because they knew you would eat them. I held mine every night before they slept, and they loved it and fell asleep on my lap. They wouldn't sleep without it.

There’s not a throw up reaction so..