Cochins Vs. Orps Bickering thread CHOOSE YOUR SIDE

[TheOddOneOut]

I uhhhhh need some torturing to prove my loyalty to the orps. I can't believe I just said that.

Ok.
Knitting needles under the nails and in the eyes, correct?

 

[Leafy]

Ok.
Knitting needles under the nails and in the eyes, corrects.

Go hug a prickly pear

 

[Misfits Farm 92]

Ok.
Knitting needles under the nails and in the eyes, corrects.

I mean I would prefer the least painful way of being tortured. That sentence made no sense.

 

[TheOddOneOut]

I mean I would prefer the least painful way of being tortured. That sentence made no sense.

Auto correct...
Why is everyone so grumpy?

 

[Misfits Farm 92]

Ok torture me in the least painful way!

 

[EmmaRainboe]

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Ok.
Knitting needles under the nails and in the eyes, correct?

You:
Me:

I'm enjoying you being lit on fire.

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Ohhhh Oddddddd @TheOddOneOut

I think that the cochins have become as cruel as the orps.

What are you talking about!? *Says while sharpening my blade*

That lol *points at blade*

*Puts hand on chest in a offended manner* Just because you didn't used to know about my torture tools collection doesn't mean I am any less lovely.

Well now your using the torture tools!

ha, odd still isnt here

I would never! *Walks over to human1 who is sitting in the toture chair, and stabs blade under the remaining nails.*

Hmmm I think that you are using the torture tools lol.

SHE WAS TRYING TO TORTURE ME (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

I would have too.

Odd, this one wants more attention.

Never! *Starts heating up tongue pulling prongs over the fire*

Then what are you going to use those for?

This began as gentle teasing.

It has now escalated to the point that we are probably going to need counselling.

I will work on it. Get back to tuning the piano.

Uhhh..... Brain surgery?

If your stabbing burning hot tongs into someone's head I believe that's torture!

Should I knock them out first? But that makes the whole thing pretty much pointless.

lol anything burning hot in someone's head is torture whether they're awake of not!

The question is if they are still alive or not.

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Oh. Well I call it.... therapy...... like acupuncture. I'm actually being very helpful. I am helping Human learn to deal with pain.

That is wrong on so many levels XD

But lets be honest..... if they are on team orps they deserve it. They clearly have something wrong with their head already.

I'm not sure if it's something I should be bragging about, but we Orps are clearly more experienced in the field of torture.

Perhaps Oddity could give you a few tips.

Killing them will not help them deal with pain. At this point I can barley hold my laugh in.

I'm putting them out of their misery. I think it's very helpful.

Let it loose. One more funny comment and I'm pretty sure I'm going to start crying.
I've gotten my workout in today XD

Still though doesn't that make us as bad as the orps?

emma!

Hey what's that over there?! Look it's a fluffy cochin! Don't look away from the fluffy cochin. Don't ask questions. Just fill your thoughts with cochins.
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*Looks at cochin* *looks back at Emma to see her torturing Human1* you know I could join team orp.

You know what. You are right. Thank you for taking me out of this dark place. I will go back to only torturing on special occasions and weekends,

You know what team orp might be better than the cochins actually. At least they admit there cruel with the torture lol.

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You test to make sure that something is healthy.
Using a deadly substance.
The deadly substance tells you if the environment is healthy.
... Why on earth does this somehow make sense to me?

I don't know. I'm still trying to figure it out.

In the past when I used poison it never ended well...... well not for the person I used it on.

Can I join the orps? Will I get tortured? If so would I get tortured by a cochin or orp or both?

Nooo please! I said I'd be good now!

You can join us. I'd stay out of the way once Oddity comes back though.

Sure but I want to see how the orps act when I'm not their enemy.

Murder someone.

SBF ALERT. Long message incoming.


Yeah! We shou-

Wait, what?

Demoted.

I object.

No one.

Oh my. Get some for BC. She has a cat that eats apple pie.

Objection.

I will assassinate when and how I please.

Demoted again.

I kind of wish I didn’t have a PFM so I could get knife adds

Odd has an unfortunate habit of torturing anyone who happens to be in her way - teammate or not.

They're holding grudges just because she stuck a few knives into them. It's ridiculous, really.

Ya know, I didn't hold a grudge.
Odd tortured me.
Though it is very ridiculous

The latter appeals to me more.

I did briefly consider whether fish could be used as a weapon, but decided against it.

I can't imagine slapping someone with a goldfish would be very effective. We could try it though. We might be surprised.

certainly effective on the goldfish

That'll be Odd's first task once she returns.

 

[Leafy]

@Mommahen143 come and prove where your loyalty stands

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Ok.
Knitting needles under the nails and in the eyes, correct?

I'd recommend something a bit smaller, like these weaving needles:

 

[TheOddOneOut]

Thanks.
What is my task now?

 

[TheOddOneOut]

I'd recommend something a bit smaller, like these weaving needles:
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Ah, yes.