Cochins Vs. Orps Bickering thread CHOOSE YOUR SIDE

[ChickForLife]

Cockadoodledoo. Mornin!

 

[cluckmecoop7]

ORPINGTONS RULE

 

[SBFChickenGirl]

It wasn't just me where BYC wasn't working for ages right?

Not just you. It wasn't working for me, and I just gave up. Had the same error as human.

All those summaries, huh?
And the occasional mutiny threat.

With my mega quoting you'd think it might be a little less.

 

[ColtHandorf]

So Overo posted 81

A queen never posts too little or too much. She posts precisely as much as she needs to. Isn't that right @Overo Mare?

 

[ColtHandorf]

Butlers do not join mutinies.

They remain expressionless and loyal to their employers.

Wait, why are we participating in mutiny? I thought we were distinguished English aristocracy, not dirty pirates?

 

[The Happster]

SBF decided to start a mutiny because she didn't like the brand of tea I supply to my recruits.

The solution is probably to torture them all.
You continue baking scones. If you hear screams coming from the croquet lawn or splashes from the moat - ignore it.

SBF, perhaps you could summarize.

 

[SBFChickenGirl]

Wait, why are we participating in mutiny? I thought we were distinguished English aristocracy, not dirty pirates?

We are participating in mutiny because a great number of us thought you, as the best butler, deserved a raise.
Happy did not like this idea.
I threatened mutiny, and then a bunch of people sided with me.
So....
I then decided I wasn't in the mood for mutiny and rescheduled it. We remain loyal to Happy until I name the hour.
Anyone who mentions mutiny before the chosen time is to be offed by my own hand.
Misfits mentioned it and Happy said to just give them to Odd. Torture was in session.
You get a pass for mentioning the mutiny because A. You didn't know, and B. The mutiny is for your benefit.

SBF decided to start a mutiny because she didn't like the brand of tea I supply to my recruits.

The solution is probably to torture them all.
You continue baking scones. If you hear screams coming from the croquet lawn or splashes from the moat - ignore it.

SBF, perhaps you could summarize.

 

[Corbdee]

ORPINGTONS RULE

NO THEY DONT

 

[Corbdee]

And good morning

 

[ColtHandorf]

SBF decided to start a mutiny because she didn't like the brand of tea I supply to my recruits.

So long as it is made in proper English fashion, one scoop for each guest and one for the pot, additionally served with milk, sugar, and the other required English trappings they should be satisfied. Of course there will be sandwiches and other delightful morsels to snack on while we enjoy the English gardens.

You continue baking scones. If you hear screams coming from the croquet lawn or splashes from the moat - ignore it.

I bake so much more than scones, though. Victoria sandwich cake, Jaffa cakes, bakewells, biscuits, petits fours, pastries, etc.

We are participating in mutiny because a great number of us thought you, as the best butler, deserved a raise.

While I appreciate the sentiment, I'm not sure that I know what my wages are currently. However, if I couldn't do my best at any wage, what kind of butler would I be?

Anyone who mentions mutiny before the chosen time is to be offed by my own hand.

Good to know. You know, poison is a rather effective way of eliminating people who babble too much...