Cochins Vs. Orps Bickering thread CHOOSE YOUR SIDE

[EmmaRainboe]

What idea did I give you?

BAM!

If you'd have posted all those quotes individually, you'd be halfway there now.

 

[Painted Calls]

BAM!

Oops

 

[EmmaRainboe]

POST THIS LINE BY LINE. @EmmaRainboe DO YOU AGREE?

YES

 

[Leafy]

Fun-ish fact...

My IRL nickname has been Lizzo before the artist ever went mainstream. I was the first Lizzo.

Yesssss

 

[human1]

I joined this thread at 2 pages. It is at 811. Why is this still going on

absolutely no reason at all.

Hopefully I don’t get banned for the tags

what tags? wait you can get banned...?

The idea came from our dear cochin queen. Not from that disgusting orp lover.

i, with more posts than you, executed it

What idea did I give you?

If you'd have posted all those quotes individually, you'd be halfway there now.

lookie here ⬆

We apologize queen no I don’t I want 1,000 pages by midnight

today isnt new years eve-

 

[Leafy]

Why eggs great 'til they gotta be great?

Wooh

I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% Cochin

Even when I'm crowing crazy

Yeah, I got egg problems, but that's the orpingtons

Peck peck then I solve 'em, that's the Cochin in me in me

You coulda had a bad hen, non-committal

Help you with your career, just a little

You're supposed to hold me down

But you're holding me back

And that's the sound of me not calling you back

Why eggs great 'til they gotta be great?

Don't text me, bawk it straight to my face

Best friend sat me down in the salon chair

Shampoo press, get you out of my hair

Fresh feathers with the bomb shining

New man on the Chicken hut breeding

Truth hurts, needed something more exciting

Bom bom bi bom bi dum dum, ay

You tried to break my egg

Oh, that breaks my egg

That you thought you ever had it

No you ain't from the start

Hey, I'm glad you're back with your hen

I mean who would wanna hide this?

I will never ever ever ever ever be your side chick

I put the sing in single

Ain't worried 'bout a chick in my egg

So you can tell your friends: Shoot your shot

When you see 'em

It's OK, he already in my nest box

Why eggs great 'til they gotta be great?

Don't text me, tell it straight to my face

Best friend sat me down in the salon chair

Shampoo press, get you out of my hair

Fresh feathers with the bomb shining

New man on the Chicken hut breeding

Truth hurts, needed something more exciting

Bom bom bi bom bi dum dum, ay

I'ma hit you back in a minute

I don't play tag, bitch I been it

We don't **** with lies

We don't do goodbyes

We just keep it pushing like aye, aye, aye

I'ma hit you back in a minute

I don't play tag, bitch I been it

We don't **** with lies

We don't do goodbyes

We just keep it pushing like aye, aye, aye

Why eggs great 'til they gotta be great?

Don't text me, tell it straight to my face

Best friend sat me down in the salon chair

Shampoo press, get you out of my hair

Fresh feathers with the bomb shining

New man on the Chicken hut breeding

Truth hurts, needed something more exciting

Bom bom bi bom bi dum dum, ay
Jade told me to post my truth hurts by lizzo parody I made so...

here ya go @Duckbreeder2020

 

[human1]

Oops

do you regret it?

 

[JadeFarms]

I have to tell somebody, it’s bothering me way too bad. I killed happy that’s why she’s not coming back. I just can’t stand orps anymore.

I understand but we really miss her. We’re very happy you finally came to your senses now.

 

[JadeFarms]

Fun-ish fact...

My IRL nickname has been Lizzo before the artist ever went mainstream. I was the first Lizzo.

I wouldn’t doubt it, she’s a queen.. your a queen.. Lizzos probably you in disguise.

 

[Leafy]