Cochins Vs. Orps Bickering thread CHOOSE YOUR SIDE

[JadeFarms]

Orpingtons make stinky eggs. Scientifically Orpington eggs are toxic. Totally real. I founf it on CochinsRBetterThanOrps4Ever.com a totally real scientifically trusted website.

I’ve also heard blue eggs are healthier on a different real scientific site. It’s the most trusted site that people have depended on for years. That’s good cause ameraucanas and EEs are on the cochin side.

 

[EmmaRainboe]

You coulda had a bad hen, non-committal

Orps are always bad hens.

 

[EmmaRainboe]

Help you with your career, just a little

Orps can't get a career. They are too bad.

 

[EmmaRainboe]

You're supposed to hold me down

Can't hold a cochin down. Too much Fluff. It will never stay down.

 

[human1]

I’ve got way more gamefowl than cochin. Maybe that’s why I’m always wanting to hit ppl with my cast.

ikve golt more human t5hanh aalienhh. may6bge3 that5s cwhy im alwa6ys a human

 

[EmmaRainboe]

But you're holding me back

Orps have a tendancy to do that.

 

[EmmaRainboe]

And that's the sound of me not calling you back

Yeah, I would never talk to an orp either.

 

[EmmaRainboe]

Why eggs great 'til they gotta be great?

Because.

 

[EmmaRainboe]

Don't text me, bawk it straight to my face

Orps are to afraid to do that.

 

[EmmaRainboe]

Best friend sat me down in the salon chair

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