Cochins Vs. Orps Bickering thread CHOOSE YOUR SIDE

[HappyClucker7]

Plus I doubt @OneHappyRooster would except it with the feather floof.

First, it's "accept". Sorry, but that drives me nuts.
Also, you seem to have forgotten that Happy actually has cochins, and she loves them dearly, she just doesn't want to admit it.

 

[EmmaRainboe]

First, it's "accept". Sorry, but that drives me nuts.
Also, you seem to have forgotten that Happy actually has cochins, and she loves them dearly, she just doesn't want to admit it.

Shhh

You can't just call Happy out like that.

But of course I haven't forgotten.

 

[HappyClucker7]

Speaking of Happy, has she been around recently?

 

[EmmaRainboe]

Speaking of Happy, has she been around recently?

Yup! @OneHappyRooster emerge (probably spelled that wrong) from your layer and come show your face!

 

[EmmaRainboe]

@human1

 

[JadeFarms]

Can I have some fun?

That's nothing.

Mmm sounds tasty.

You're just as bad as DB. It's "cochin"

Gimme.

Why would you turn something so pure into something so evil? Plus I doubt @OneHappyRooster would except it with the feather floof.

Before we continue is everyone familiar with the allie lists?

...

Get out.

Oh you're on team cochin? Cool! Also I think you're confused, Misfits is on our team too, she's not brainwashed.

STOP TALKING IN ALL CAPS, IT'S VERY HARD TO READ.

Let me have some fun?

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Of course you can have some fun, as long as I can help.

 

[HappyClucker7]

Happy's here.

 

[JadeFarms]

Also I really wanna try the milk and honey torture.

 

[ChassiNoir]

I was so confused with the chatter that I just skipped threads. I also feel like there needs to be a “wtf” and “eww” face in the “like” menu.

 

[human1]

Ah, a woman of mystery.
(Joke, I hope that you aren't grounded ).

yeas, hopefully we will see you soon @HappyDuckie!

Hm.
Chinese water torture, maybe. For a bit.
Just plain water, though -- not that horrifying substitute that a fellow writer friend of mine came up with. No acid. Just water.

Shshshshshshdhshshsh...

whaat?

You guys are making me very angry today.

oh no!

Don't forget to poke at their innards and see what's what in there.

peppermints have inndards? with STUFF IN THEM?

Be back later. I need to make brownies and a bunch of cookies.

ooh yum, have fun!

That is her choice, but I'll keep your warning in mind.
Would you like some hot cocoa with a chocolate candy cane?
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thats... very melted?

But then you would be an orp...

is that how it works?

Darn. Bye, then!

nuuuu

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Oh, and I had steak for lunch. Pink, bloody steak!

ooh that looks great

It’s a work in progress lol

Don’t judge too hard right now.
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amazinggggggggg

Angry:

We do not talk like that!

did you just copy and paste all of that?

I had an Ameraucana named Zelda. Unfortunately he was a rooster!!!!!!

Tender.
McNugget.
Dumpling.
Sandwhich.

not zelda themed

I have an announcement!
I LOVE chicken McGriddles!

whut

All LoZ themed I swear.

nuh uh

I stopped receiving notifications uuugggghhh!

me tooo

It's like YouTube knows.
I need to do this if I ever go out in my costume. Freak some poor souls out.

This thread does get boring after a bit....

*Stunning sees something happening and struts over* (sorry for the blurry pic. The lense of the camera fogged up from the cold.)View attachment 2506465

he's beautiful!

I think the orps are too scared to come out of hiding. Pathetic.

no, the notifications got spooked and ran away

Now, this is getting good!
I love the dialog misfit!

*Peepers walks into battle using her fluffy butt to make the Orps jealous of what they wish they had*

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how does one use their fluffy butt?

Whoa.
Such a tragedy this war has caused -- even two sisters have ended up on opposing sides:
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....

Okay, you bunch of crazy's

"crazy's"??!

Well, I guess that I'll be intervening to make sure that the twins don't kill each other.
*Loads staple gun.*
Is there any wooden stuff nearby? Staples like to stick in wood.

what woudl you do with the woood

*Attack grabs some knives and poison*

hehe

Y’all are related?!

you know them better than i do and you didnt know?

Uh.... *scratches head and wonders why I would dislike it*

me too

What's fluffy and blue?

me, obviously

I was typing out a long post about them but then I decided to talk about them at some point later and have Stunning help in the capture mission instead! I haven't bred more of them yet. I currently have four first generation chickens. I'm going to breed more of them and get more genetic diversity in the first generation before moving into the second generation. Also, awesome that you like them!

they sound super cool!

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iiiiiindigo?

That's how my boy went....

I'm sorry about that

Oh yeah, what about this baby!
Master sword!
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whoah that's cooool!

My dad and little sisters will be here. They might try to help him, but last time I left with a sick bird here (Which was ironically Minis girlfriend) she died.

HOLLY IS A MOM!
We have a baby cochin!

YAY CONGRATSSSSS

*Stunning glares at the orp before launching himself at it again*

where did all these orps come from

Reds face when he sees an Orpington View attachment 2506678

doesnt look like much of a face

Darlene: have you forgotten that I'm the one who saved Stunning and his inflated ego from that orp!? I'm going no where.

i almost read that as 'his inflated eggo' (like eggs)

I don’t think so. The orps seem to all have different time zones or go to bed earlier.

Emma and I have the same time zone

Cochins are owls, then?
*Flees.*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Maybe an owl bred with a chicken and made a cochin

*coughs*

Wow, this battle has escalated...

when were you last here

My buff orp is named As$pen.

your brother likes aspen, right?

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wow theyre cute!

Try to tell me that! I was an orp once! NEVER. AGAIN.

you switched to orps becasue cochins were being cruel
and you switched back to cochins becausee orps were being as 'cruel' as the cochins
so the cochins werent better

Wow, this thread suddenly got very active again! What did I miss?

yes, it did! we can thank @RoosterWhisperer and @CrazyCochin for that!

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yum
wait no...
helo

my chickens have gear on them ( my cousin is 3D printing it for me LOL)

ooh youre going to have gear for your chickens? do you have the design to show us

That doesn't look like a chicken in your profile....

is it supposed to be?

*prepares giant battle quail that I'll ride*

hehehehehe

*puts on netherite armor and grabs sheild*

netherite armor?!?

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*Sword hits netherite chest plate and barely does anything*

better than diamond, i suppose?

*Freckles yanks on Fearless's ear and pulls a small piece of*

is fearless a... chicken?

allie

didnt we discuss this before?

Before we continue is everyone familiar with the allie lists?

no theyre too long to remember

I hope we can continue to attempt to murder each other in the future!

emerge

thats right...

I was so confused with the chatter that I just skipped threads. I also feel like there needs to be a “wtf” and “eww” face in the “like” menu.

just use the WOW

@human1

i was catching up when you tagged me
dang that took like OEN HOUR TO CATCH UP WHAT HOW WOEIJROWIEJR