OMG! Remember reading in your history books about the thousands of pioneers in this country who died on the prairies from eating non refrigerated eggs? Yes, and in third world countries where there is no refrigeration at all, even today, they can't even eat eggs or they'll die! How about asking Congress to pass a bill to send them money to buy refrigerators in poor countries so those people can finally eat eggs! In fact, we should impose sanctions on Europe until they stop selling unrefrigerated eggs on the shelves of their grocery stores! Oh yes, we are much safer with goverment "food safety" laws. Oh, and it should also be illegal to sell fresh eggs off a farm not overseen by the FDA.
OK, I'm done.
OK, I'm done.
