Auntie- There are plenty of people on this thread that freezer camp their birds and raise meaties.
You are not alone.
Wsmith- oh where is that video of the plucking fun? I am glad you and Beth had a nice anniversary! A small metal garbage can works pretty well for scalding turkeys with a pulley system over it. We had some BBBs a couple of years ago and would not have been able to deal with the weight of them without a pulley! I still have one of them for this Thanksgiving's dinner and his name was/is "Grateful Dead". The others were "Tom" and "Chris".
Yeah, I know, this family is wacky!