Confuddled Sayings

[SourRoses]

Put the egg in the coconut and shake it all up...

 

[pertnear09]

First time I've wanted to do nothing for you in two months, now you don't want me to do it.

 

[Sally PB]

Irritated assault: You do that one more time, and I'm going to paste you one, right across the mouth!

 

[BigBlueHen53]

I'll be back when I get here.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

We lived so far out in the sticks, we had to haul sunshine in in a bucket.

(Credit to my late MIL)

 

[5Australorpasaures]

The faster I go the behinder I get.