~*~Corrupt-A-Wish~*~

[Chickenrandomness]

granted, but its Pizza the Hut

i wish spring would come faster so i can get my bantams sooner

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

Granted, but the bantams you get are evil.

I wish for someone to kill Pizza the Hut!

 

[Theeggboxtoo]

They kill it, but they forgot to kill it's horcrux!

I wish for a Pegasus!

 

[lvchicken]

You get it, but it can't fly!

I wish for coffee from Starbucks!!

 

[Theeggboxtoo]

You get the coffee, but you drop it and it spills on you giving you a 3d degree burn!

I wish for a silkie! (again)

 

[OwlLover]

You get a silkie but it pecks your toes off
I wish for a whistling pinwheel

 

[Tanichca]

All it whistles is "Lord of the Dance" and it can't carry the tune at all.

I wish for a yellow hat.

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

Granted, but it's ugly.

I wish for an empire of Mini horses. :3

 

[Tanichca]

Granted, but theyre so mini that you accidentally step on them.

I wish for a penguin named Jimmy.

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

Granted, but this Jimmy is secretly plotting your death, because he's evil like that.

I also wish for a penguin named Jimmy.