Craigslist funny

[pbjmaker]

I am thinning my muscovy flock down (way too many drakes ) so Iput an ad on craigslist. Trying to draw attention I titled it "Save a turkey, buy a muscovy" and then described the ducks in full in the ad.

Well I just got a reply asking me about the turkeys I have for sale

 

[turney31]

 

[StevenW.]

Well they look part turkey anyway!

Maybe send them a pictures of your turkeys you're selling?

 

[pbjmaker]

I think I have them all sold to one guy - I shot him a price for all of them with a discount off the price I had on CL for taking them all and he said he would get back to me with a time to pick them up.

 

[debilorrah]

Yeah people are not the brightest candles on the cake sometimes.

 

[ODS-n-ENS FARM]

 

[debilorrah]

I posted on CL to sell the two lionhead rabbits that we won. They are not our breed and we don't really need extras. Someone sent me an email asking when I went on safari and how much was it.

Rabbits bonehead, not lion HEADS!

 

[Duramaxgirl]

Just tell them they are turkeys... sounds like they wouldn't know the difference anyway!

 

[redhen]

 

[NoseyChickens]

I had some one respond to a laying hen CL ad. Wanted to know if they taste like KFC chicken. I told him I didnt know, I dont eat either one.