Crazy-making things that your spouse does?

[WoodlandWoman]

I just told my husband that this thread is up to 5 pages. He laughed and said I should be able to do 5 pages on him alone!

 

[MagsC]

This usually doesnt bother me, but mine can be awfully quiet, its just his way. However, when I am exhausted, I cant carry the conversation and need some input.

 

[herfrds]

Mine tried the gas and fan trick, he discovered I can sneek an ice pack into the bedroom without him knowing.
Stuck it on his bare back, he don't do that anymore.

 

[PineappleMama]

Piles all his dirty socks and boxers on the bathroom shelf (think there used to be a hamper built in but they changed it to a closed cabinet with doors and then this space above -where the door to hamper would have been-) rather than putting them in the hamper... he claims he does this so the dogs won't nibble holes in them... but they don't nibble holes in the hamper either... but the really annoying part is that he then comes to me complaining that there's no clean socks/boxers... well DUH, they weren't in the hamper when I did the wash. GAH!

 

[Tala]

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The only irritation I have with Ken is he never gives me the receipts when he spends money. I hate surprises.

That's been a big one recently.

Minor things include leaving dirty clothes, dishes and trash everywhere, and leaving stuff in his pockets to wash ---- I have washed Sharpie markers, gum, lighters of course, countless receipts (maybe that's where I should look for them!!) wads of paper and cardboard, and last but not least --- his CELL PHONE ---- which still works a year later!
I just HATE digging through pants pockets when you aren't wearing them, and I always feel like I am missing something. I prefer to empty my pants BEFORE removing them and I can just pat myself down to double-check.

 

[fancbrd4me02]

The thing I can't stand the most is that my hubby can't "find" anything. Can't find the can of soup right in front of him, can't find this, can't find that. He'll stand there at the pantry and stare (doesn't touch anything or move anything) and then he'll say: "I can't find (whatever it is), come help me! I don't know where YOU put it!" ARGHHH!!!! He always blames me!

 

[MomtoSyd&Emma]

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OMG are we married to the same hotty dh? mine did this, I came home one day, took a shower, went to get my undergarments out of my top drawer and there was pants there?? I thought now wait a minute they dont belong there, he had rearranged my drawers lol Yep he did

 

[australorpchick]

Setting his cup on the wood coffee table...next to the coaster and tossing his dirty clothes on the floor in front of the hamper.

 

[sourland]

Chickenchick, after the first 40 years, you're just glad that you can still pass gas and celebrate the occcasion. The reality of bodily functions hasn't lessened our regard for one another. Now if she would just stop buying all those plants off of QVC that I then have to find a place to plant!