Crochet Square Swap - Completed

[Illinois_ Kelly]

Kelly..you can take Chatterbeaks place if you can get 20 squares done in 4 weeks? Let me know asap!! You can be a happy hooker too, loL!!

LOL... I'm the happy hooker voyeur. I DON'T hook... I just watch the happy hookers hook. Remember? I'm the one who threw the hooking stuff down on the floor AFTER ripping it all back out again. NO ONE, and I repeat, NO ONE would want my hooking. Plus, I really don't have the time to sit and hook. If I do, I'd rather be poodling or chickening. I will gladly cheer you all on and watch your mad skills though!​

 

[greentree]

Kelly,
What do you do with all those eggs!!!??? And what kind of poodles do you have?

Nancy

 

[Scrambled Egg]

Final Crochet Square Swap Participation List:

Chicks Rule
Peeps7
Chicknthief
Ozark Hen
Scrambled Egg (Darlene) - squares received - lol!
Arlee453
Jeaucamom
Mangled
CityGirlInTheCountry
Smitty'sFarm
5azsisters - (Jacie) - squares received
Crazy4Chicks
mustangsaguaro
K&H Chicken Farm
Justusnak
gina99mark - (Gina) - squares received
Wegotchickens
Miss Prissy
Wildsky
ChickenRanchWife
Bantymum
tntstanifer
mamaboyd
Mawchickkidie - (Jessica) - squares received
BantyChickMom
AlpacaChick
Mexisbirds
Salamander
ChickenGeek
Greentree
tiki244
jc12551
Southernsibe
TB1 - (Teri) - squares received
SweetLilRachyoo

Total = 35

Contingent - EggCentric
Binkey = 37

Hooker Cheerleaders!! - Illinois Kelly & NCCountryGirl
(These are honorary hookers!!)

Squares are due to be completed no later than May1st! 20 are required, more are gladly accepted! All squares will be sorted and evenly distributed according to the total number completed...so crank 'em on out ya'll!!!!​

 

[Scrambled Egg]

Ya'll just have them done and mailed as soon as possible after May 1st...I don't have to HAVE them by May1st. Ya'll are doing such a great job!!! I was thinking about my tote bag-to-be on the way home from work today and I have the style in my head but can't decide till I see everyone's colors what my border color will be...can't wait though!!!

 

[mangled]

LMAO - you would think this many hookers would have a whole lot more cheerleaders.

Em

 

[ozark hen]

gota love those cheerleaders

 

[Illinois_ Kelly]

Kelly,
What do you do with all those eggs!!!??? And what kind of poodles do you have?

Nancy

LOL, Wish I had a quarter for every time I was asked that. Most of my young girls aren't laying yet, so I'm only currently getting about 4-5 dozen a day. We sell hatching eggs and fresh eating eggs too. They're not organic but they are free-ranged and get organic corn that I buy from a local farmer. Plus, we put out a huge garden and feed them organic, fresh vegetables when it's garden time. I actually have a waiting list for hatching eggs and fresh eating eggs. I never seem to have enough. We don't make a profit but we make enough to pay for the feed and keep our girls spoiled, which is really all we're looking for. It's just an enjoyable hobby that we both dearly love.

My poodles are spoiled little fluffballs. We like them that way though. They're AKC toys and range in size from 4 1/2 pounds to 8 pounds. I have 2 pure-bred reds, which are hard to find and can be very pricey. I also have a black and a white with apricot markings. They keep me busy. I'm actually in the process of learning all about naking their food because my veterinarian mentioned something to me about it. When I asked what she recommended, she told me the B.A.R.F. raw diet. Nice call letters, huh? LOL

- Hooker Cheerleader-

Give me a B!
Give me a Y!
Give me a C!

Goooooooooooooo BYC Hookers!

 

[nccountrygirl]

I am honoured to be a cheerleader for such a prestegous bunch of hookers. Y'all really make my day when I read the post and look at all the lovely squares you ladies are making. GO HOOKERS

 

[Scrambled Egg]

I have to confess, I never grew up wanting to be a hooker, that was not my aspiration, but having gotten to personally know so many hookers, I realized it was actually a profession I could be proud of, lol!! A profession we should encourage our friends and even our children to join! Hooking produces a nice product that can be shared with others, even given as a gift or displayed in your home..geez, hookers can even share their wares with charity..how noble is that?!!! Yes, this age-old profession has certainly made a come-back and is gaining in popularity daily, women are now hooking in many public places to include, but given the creativity of hookers, certainly not limited to, schools, race tracks, libraries, family get-togethers, airplanes, and yes, you can even hook on the front pew in church if you are quiet enough!! And so, while we honor hooking and applaud those brave enough to stand on the sidelines and cheer us on, we state with pride, and tongue in cheek, that we are proud to be Happy Hookers!!!

Rock on Hookers!!! Have a great day ya'll, we will probably be rained out for racing today and have a tentative re-schedule for tomorrow if that happens..either way, I'll be hookin somewhere this weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Keep crank in 'em out ya'll, countin down the weeks now!!

 

[Illinois_ Kelly]

I swelled with pride as I saw you standing before all the happy hookers showing your tool and wares to the world as you gave this speech. Ahhh the beautiful image in my head!

I'm a hooker, she's a hooker, he's a hooker... wouldnt' you like to be a hooker too. Be a hooker, use your equipment. Be a hooker, use your equipment!

Have a great weekend, everyone!
- Proud Hooker Cheerleader -