Yes, a lot of work for a little meat.Personally, I would kill him and make a pot of chicken soup.
Here's how I would do it:
--cut off the head to kill the bird
--after the body stops flapping, cut off the feet.
--for each wing, cut of the last two sections (lots of feathers, little meat)
--along the belly, where it meets the leg, pinch a fold of skin and stick a knife in to make a cut.
--start removing the skin: pull, rip, cut when it's stuck, keep at it until you've got the skin off.
--cut off the legs and the wings (they just need to be rinsed & aged, then cooked)
--carefully cut along each side of the bird, then pull the breast & back apart from each other. This opens up the inside so you can get all the guts out easily.
--remove the guts, trying not to cut any of it open. Make sure you cut around the vent to release it, remove the crop at the front, cut out the oil sack near the tail.
--optional, keep the heart/liver/gizzard. (Liver and gizzard require a bit of special cleaning/trimming.)
--if you do cut the guts by mistake, just rinse extra well after you are done. If it looks clean, and you cook it thoroughly, it should be fine.
--follow any instructions you like for resting the bird and cooking into chicken soup or a similar recipe.