Heard this today at work.
There once lived a beautifully colored parrot, talked up a storm. In fact the parrot cursed alot, said very clear bad words. The parrots owner said "you better knock it off, stop saying those bad words" The parrot didnt care and continued saying curses. After awhile the owner of the parrot deceided to teach him (parrot) a lesson and put the parrot in the freezer.
The owner didnt hear anything. for a while. so he deceided to open the freezer and let the parrot back out. The parrot was very obident and sat on his masters arm and asked him, timidly. "so what did the Turkey do?"
