Dad Jokes😂

[KingD]

Yup just some random dad joke that my dad would bring up. I don’t even know why.

Explain it please

 

[JustBabyMargo]

Explain it please

It’s just about like where to put the correct punctuation or something. So in one you are asking your grandma what’s for dinner and in the other one you are asking if Grandma is for dinner. See random!

 

[KingD]

It’s just about like where to put the correct punctuation or something. So in one you are asking your grandma what’s for dinner and in the other one you are asking if Grandma is for dinner. See random!

Ohhhhhhh!!! I get it now!!

 

[JustBabyMargo]

Want to hear a construction joke? I’m still working on it.

 

[EverythingDucks]

You: “I’m hungry!”
Dad: “Hi Hungry nice to meet you!”

Or "I'm bored" "Hey bored, my names Bob "

 

[JustBabyMargo]

One that my brother-in-law told us (he loves his dad jokes)-

Today my son asked-
“Could I have a bookmark?”
Even after all these years he can’t seem to remember that my name is Dad.

As in- “Could I have a book, Mark?” if anyone doesn’t understand.

 

[KingD]

 

[Sally PB]

"Let's eat Joe."
"Let's eat, Joe."

Punctuation saves lives.

 

[Sally PB]

"I'm thirsty."
"I'm Friday."

 

[KingD]

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.