Dad Jokes😂

[azurbanclucker]

I was out with my young daughter and ran into a friend I'd not seen in years. "This is Beth." I said, introducing my kid.

"And what's Beth short for?" he asked.

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“Because she’s only three,” I replied.

 

[Sally PB]

Funniest thing I've read all day!

 

[Earthdale]

I'm afraid for the calendar, it's days are numbered.

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But I don't really qualify as a dad

 

[Brooks_]

I'm afraid for the calendar, it's days are numbered.

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But I don't really qualify as a dad

With that, honorary.

 

[Earthdale]

With that, honorary.

That makes my dad laugh more than the joke.

 

[Everose]

Before Boaz got married he was Ruthless.

 

[Earthdale]

 

[All4Eggz]

Before Boaz got married he was Ruthless.

That's a terrible one.
It actually doesn't record Boaz being Ruthless before Ruth married him. Actually, it says Boaz was kind to Ruth and gave her grain/wheat for her family.

 

[Everose]

That's a terrible one.

Of course it was, or my dad wouldn't have told it to me.

It actually doesn't record Boaz being Ruthless before Ruth married him. Actually, it says Boaz was kind to Ruth and gave her grain/wheat for her family.

Yes he was a kind old man, but he didn't have a Ruth yet

 

[Earthdale]

That's even worse.