Dad Jokes😂

[Hayden Goseek]

 

[Jester57]

What form of transportation spreads allergies?


Achoo-choo train.

 

[Jester57]

Where do some people go to grow dark with evil?


The satanning salon.

 

[azurbanclucker]

A moth goes to the dentist. The dentist asks "What's the problem?"

The moth responds "I don't really know. I'm kind of depressed and really unmotivated"

The dentist responds "You need to see a psychiatrist, I'm a dentist. Why did you come here?"

The moth says "Well, the light was on."

 

[bgmathteach]

How many doors does a chicken coop have?

Spoiler

2 of course! If it had 4 doors, it would be a sedan!

 

[Jester57]

Are rams considered romantic?

Spoiler

Well, they care about ewe, only ewe.

 

[Jester57]

When I gave the person at the counter a dollar for a 98¢ pack of gum, she told me that gum would make my teeth rot, pull out all of my dental work and make me look like a moron when I was chewing it.

Spoiler

I guess she was out of change and had to throw in her own two cents.

 

[Jester57]

If someone learns how to calm themselves through breathing and contemplation…


do they self-meditate? Oooom not sure.

 

[Jester57]

(national theater day today) Was Shakespeare a hard worker?


No, he just wanted to play.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Why are elevator jokes so good?

Spoiler

They work on so many different levels.