Dad Jokes😂

[Jester57]

Caution! This post may be NSFW.
Q: Why do Egyptian alligators have emotional problems?

A: They are in 'de Nile'.

Comments: Wait! Why is this joke NSFW?

OP: Alligators are not safe at most workplaces.

Even alligator farms I’m told.

 

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[Jester57]

What kind of dog hangs out in the rain?


A wet one.

 

[Smoked Brisket]

"It is SO cold out there..."



"My plumber pulled his pants up."

 

[EmmaDonovan]

 

[Jester57]

What do you get when you push a mooing cow into boiling water?


Livestock.

 

[Smoked Brisket]

Whoever called it "emotional baggage"

missed the chance to call it "grief case".

 

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Dr: The results of your eye test just came back.

Me: Can I see them?

Dr: Probably not.

 

[Jester57]

I knew a guy who used to make fun of Dairy Queen‘s ice cream bars. He didn’t do it all the time, though.


He was more of a dilly taunt.