Dad Jokes😂

[EmmaDonovan]

 

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[janiedoe]

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This is proof...proof that we will laugh at anything.

 

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[Jester57]

I knew a man who had angry conversations with the rear end of his boat.


It was a stern talking to.

 

[Sally PB]

A family is on their boat. Dad is painting the back of the boat. Mom is mixing more paint. The son is throwing rocks from his rock picking bucket at birds. There is classical music, a violin concerto, playing on the radio.

This is what is really going on:

The dad is leaving no stern untoned.
The mom is leaving no tone unstirred.
The boy is leaving no tern unstoned.
And the violinist is leaving no tone un-Sterned.

Spoiler: explaining the last line for those who don't get it

There was a world famous violinist named Isaac Stern

 

[notabitail]

A family is on their boat. Dad is painting the back of the boat. Mom is mixing more paint. The son is throwing rocks from his rock picking bucket at birds. There is classical music, a violin concerto, playing on the radio.

This is what is really going on:

The dad is leaving no stern untoned.
The mom is leaving no tone unstirred.
The boy is leaving no tern unstoned.
And the violinist is leaving no tone un-Sterned.

Spoiler: explaining the last line for those who don't get it

There was a world famous violinist named Isaac Stern

This is horribly hilarious.

Good thing I got it right away.