Dad Jokes😂

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Everyone knows about the Ninta, Pinta & Santa Maria.
But no one talks about 'Knot on Call' which sailed off the edge and 'Fishful Thinking' which was eaten by a sea monster.

 

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Her: You seem to have a phobia of marriage.
Do you know the symptoms?

Him: I can't say I do.

Her: Yes. That is one of them.

 

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I went to a magic show when I was in Mexico.

The magician said "Uno, Dos," then he vanished without a tres.

 

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Spoiler

Money laundering, assault & battery