A farmer has a rooster that try to mate with everything in the farm, first the ducks, then the cows then the pigs, sheep, goats, even the farm dogs.... nothing's save.
One day he found his roo in the middle of the yard on it's back, legs up... he said.. now you've done it, you exhaust yourself to death...
the roo look up, wink at him and point up to a hawk circling overhead...
my roo always goes to my neighbors backyard and he lays down to get some sun (lol) and my neighbor goes to my house screaming, " Come and get your rooster he died!!! I saw a cat that got him! " then I go and my rooster comes running
omg! you scared me! i saw the picture and i was like, "aw, how sad. i would freak out if i found any of my pets like that" i'm glad i kept reading and figured out he was just playing a "trick" on you!! i would be pretty mad at him but then i would be so happy that he was fine that it wouldn't matter.