Dear chicken know-it-alls,

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this should be... ummm... fun... right?

WHAT??? Fun??? Who said that raising chickens is supposed to be fun? You first need a good beat down on how terrible your birds are, then how pitiful your coop is and then how stupid you are.

After you have survived that...you can have fun!!
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That's what those "other" forums are there for. BYC is all about "nice"


Hey, if I cross a Silkie with a German Sheppard, do I get a Silk-germ? O, maybe not a good idea, the government might confiscate it to use in air germ warfare. Toxic Silk-germ poo!!!! Bombs away!!!
 
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...sigh... that's what you get for insisting on having inferior hatchery quality dragons. I suppose the only thing you can do is cull it.
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You need to make a cream from eye of newt and toe of frog. Apply 2 times a day and the tail should grow back.
 
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...sigh... that's what you get for insisting on having inferior hatchery quality dragons. I suppose the only thing you can do is cull it.
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NO! NO. Don't cull it yet. We need those genes for breeding... Anybody got one of those lizards that have tails that grow back..Quick, we need a sperm donor!
 
I wonder if it tastes like? naw never mind it couldnt
 
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...sigh... that's what you get for insisting on having inferior hatchery quality dragons. I suppose the only thing you can do is cull it.
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NO! NO. Don't cull it yet. We need those genes for breeding... Anybody got one of those lizards that have tails that grow back..Quick, we need a sperm donor!

Rose, you could cross it with a silk-germ. The extra toe gene will help grow extra tails.
 
Of course that is how you pronounce it. You only pronounce the second "L" when you buy from a hatchery.
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