Dear chicken know-it-alls,

[magoochie]

Ok so I wanted to show you all a TRUE picture of one of my most beautiful mutts. We bought him from a guy up the road from us. We just love him. I might even keep him to breed to something when we get our bator this spring! I think he is so pretty.

Think he would go good with this one?

 

[Heckel's Hens]

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Actually, they're called "Amerunicorns". They lay purple eggs with yellow polka dots.

Those are ACTUALLY Easter Eggicorns. REAL Amerunicorns lay solid gold eggs. Don't worry. You'll learn.

H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S...how sad is it that I've only posted on here for 3 days and I already know EXACTLY what this thread is talking about...

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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I applaud the wit on this thread. You guys are great. Especially since you are all so NICE! (there, I said it and I'm not taking it back!)

 

[Sportsterjeep]

Heckel's Hens :

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Those are ACTUALLY Easter Eggicorns. REAL Amerunicorns lay solid gold eggs. Don't worry. You'll learn.

H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S...how sad is it that I've only posted on here for 3 days and I already know EXACTLY what this thread is talking about...​

At least you didn't get scared away, sadly that has happened at times on this site. Stick around though, there's a lot of good info and friends to be made.

 

[wegotchickens]

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I applaud the wit on this thread. You guys are great. Especially since you are all so NICE! (there, I said it and I'm not taking it back!)

Um, not to burst your bubble but Terrie took out the mean stuff already....


Mean stuff belongs elsewhere.

 

[CrazyChickieMama]

Thanks to all of you, my husband is now convinced this website is full of crazies.

(And BTW, where can I get one of these new-fangled "llamacken"? But I want it to be a Blue Splash)

 

[dmiravalle]

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ha ha ha. I'm not a big fan of the smiley's either, and to the point answers are just fine. But there's a middle ground. It's called being polite!

I will say as I've learned some of the kindest most informative answers have been from those with, say, 45,000 posts, or those who are the presidents of their breed clubs. And I've appreciated it.

Ditto

 

[dmiravalle]

All I know is we have kept "hatchery" chickens for about 20 years, then my kids get into showing and now I don't know jack squat about chickens anymore!!! Sheesh, it is like a whole 'nother species!!!

 

[sfw2]

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Yeah, but that's normal. Everybody knows that moms don't know ANYTHING about ANYTHING. I know this only because I am the mother of three grown children. Happily, the older they get, the smarter I get, apparently.

 

[sfw2]

Heckel's Hens :

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Those are ACTUALLY Easter Eggicorns. REAL Amerunicorns lay solid gold eggs. Don't worry. You'll learn.

H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S...how sad is it that I've only posted on here for 3 days and I already know EXACTLY what this thread is talking about...​

Oh, and

Sometimes, we just have to get all of this out of our systems . . .