Dearest Lucifer, You are a big rooster now, at 31 weeks and one day of age. All 7 of your girls are laying beautiful little pullet eggs. It's about time that you fixed this crowing problem of yours. At your size (and age), you should be going "Cock- A - Doodle- Doo." "Cock-A-Doo's" are cute and all, but those are baby crows, and Lucifer, you're not a baby anymore. I know you've tried practicing your doodle, but when you do, your "doo" seems to end. For this reason I know you quit practicing. For the sake of your own pride, please get your "Doodle's" down. The neighbors are laughing. The embarrassment of a dead "Doo" is much better than missing a doodle altogether. Thank you. Love, The one who feeds you. Maggie Rae P.S. I have refrained from using your baby name, Lucy, in the hopes you will better receive my message. Don't worry, I'll continue to rub your belly whenever you like. Just crow like a big boy please.