Derperella, the (weird) Faverolles, & Friends

[Aeropennchick]

Haha! Derp the Ham dispenser! That is hilarious!

 

[canesisters]

Some time later, the Fud Lady picked Derperella up to pet her. Derp is a nice chicken, and the Fud Lady is a nice Fud Lady, and together sometimes they cuddle. Well, the Fud Lady gently picked Derp up and pop!
Out came some ham!
It wasn't slimy or gooey or anything. It was just a perfect little slice of ham... like in a cartoon.

Years ago I took care of a horse that was a bit "Durpy". She had had a mild heatstroke (we think). Anyway, if you gave her a treat and then distracted her - like turning her in a circle - she would 'forget' that she had a treat - it would still be riding around in her mouth a good while later. I discovered this one day while worming them. I was giving everyone carrot slices - and there was a good bit of pushing and shoving going on. Once I had everyone's attention I started poping the worm paste into each one's mouths. Beauty had gotten her carrot first.. and was last to be wormed - but when I opened her mouth the carrot fell out. "Plop". Scared the begeezers out of me. After that time, it happened so often that we stopped being suprised by it.

 

[simplysophie]

The derpington laid her first egg today! *sniff*so proud. she did not lay on another chicken, but laid it in the brooder she lived in as a baby.....

 

[artsyrobin]

The derpington laid her first egg today! *sniff*so proud. she did not lay on another chicken, but laid it in the brooder she lived in as a baby.....

don't you know...derps are different and have to show it!!

 

[froggiesheins]

The derpington laid her first egg today! *sniff*so proud. she did not lay on another chicken, but laid it in the brooder she lived in as a baby.....

cONGRATULATIONS DERPINGTON!

 

[Dowie]

Oh my goodness! Derp is a ham dispensing pez machine! LOL
Such a cute Derp update!

 

[urbanchickymama]

Oh no! I've gotten to the end of the Derp thread! What am I going to do with myself now?
Guess I'll go find something else to stare at....


P.S. Another shirt idea.... Take the picture of Derp staring at the art gum eraser, photoshop in a lemon in place of the eraser,
then you can use the "When life gives you lemons...stare at them!" slogan! It'd be super cute, I'd love to have a coffee mug like
that to get me going in the mornings!!!

 

[urbanchickymama]

No, I changed my mind, not the art gum one.....THIS ONE!!!!

 

[ChickenCrazy8]

P.S. Another shirt idea.... Take the picture of Derp staring at the art gum eraser, photoshop in a lemon in place of the eraser,
then you can use the "When life gives you lemons...stare at them!" slogan! It'd be super cute, I'd love to have a coffee mug like
that to get me going in the mornings!!!

That's an awesome idea!!!

 

[Aeropennchick]

Got myself a little Derpette!



I was totally inspired by Derp to get some salmon faverolles. Haven't named my girlie yet, but I think for the roo, we're going with Blackbeard the Pirate.