Did you misunderstand?

You guys are killing me!
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I have not laughed so much in a long time!!

I was just reminded of yet another moment of confusion. I must of been in the 1st grade and I went with my grandpa to drop a pig off at a friends house. I thought he was going to go play with other pigs. A few days later I was very confused when we went to pick up the pig and all we "picked up" was a bunch of white packages.
 
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My Godmother and Godfather had a pig I named "Froggie" when I was little. Well, butchering time came and I was evidently made aware of what had happened. My Godmother said I was sitting at the breakfast table a few days later, picked up a piece of bacon and said, "And Froggie had to die for this?!?"
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When I was younger, I would hear people saying that they were going to the Flea Market. I often wondered but never asked, "Why would people go to the Market to buy Fleas? Don't people try to get rid of fleas?" I TOTALLY misunderstood.
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You mean it's not RUMPELSTILSKIN? WHAT????????? Are you serious? LOL
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It's "ooooh rubber smooth skin" as in taut.
 
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OMG! How funny! I forgot all about "flea markets". I used to think they were called that because the stuff had been infested with fleas and that is why it was so cheap! LOL
 
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I have got to stop reading this stuff. I am sitting over here choking on my hot tea. LOL @ come and die. LOL @ some suicidal recruitment song.
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Please stop. I can't stop laughing. This has made my night.
 
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My daughter bought a whole book of misunderstood lyrics at a garage sale- it's called:












He's got the whole world in his pants!






...he's got the brothers and the sister........in his pants....he's got the......
 

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