Do cattle roost?

[duluthralphie]

So if I get some moo eggs from you, do I just get off of them once a day to eat and poo like I do chicken and dinosaur eggs?

NO You have your DW bring you food. You poop right there, decomposing poo will generate heat and help the moo eggs to hatch.

 

[rIrs roost]

NO You have your DW bring you food. You poop right there, decomposing poo will generate heat and help the moo eggs to hatch.

Thank you so much. It'll be easier on me that way.

 

[BBQJOE]

Thank you so much. It'll be easier on me that way.

It's important for you to know that decomposing human poop is very hard on moo eggs. Not only is decomposing human poop disgusting to just about everyone, it's terribly disgusting to moo cow eggs.
I would suggest some depends while sitting on your eggs.

If you want, you can take a health course on cross contamination, maybe something like serve safe or something. We only want healthy roosting cattle in our yards, and don't need to start new infections.

 

[rIrs roost]

It's important for you to know that decomposing human poop is very hard on moo eggs. Not only is decomposing human poop disgusting to just about everyone, it's terribly disgusting to moo cow eggs.
I would suggest some depends while sitting on your eggs.

If you want, you can take a health course on cross contamination, maybe something like serve safe or something. We only want healthy roosting cattle in our yards, and don't need to start new infections.

Thank you. So I don't even have to take my big boy diaper off? That will be easier on the wife. Now should she change my depends or just let me fill it up for 30 days? I'm worried some may seep out the bottom and top because I drink a lot of coffee.

 

[BBQJOE]

Thank you. So I don't even have to take my big boy diaper off? That will be easier on the wife. Now should she change my depends or just let me fill it up for 30 days? I'm worried some may seep out the bottom and top because I drink a lot of coffee.

I have found in the past, and read on line, that a large bath towel, some duct tape, and a large hefty garbage can last for many days.
You might also cut a hole in the coop, so you can fling poo like a monkey.
But I think the roosting part is the most important from what I've read.
You need to sit on the moo cow eggs, whilst they hang out in sturdy trees to develop their balance.

 

[rIrs roost]

I have found in the past, and read on line, that a large bath towel, some duct tape, and a large hefty garbage can last for many days.
You might also cut a hole in the coop, so you can fling poo like a monkey.
But I think the roosting part is the most important from what I've read. 
You need to sit on the moo cow eggs, whilst they hang out in sturdy trees to develop their balance.

Thank you so much. I'll get one of the large lawn and leaf bags. That may last all of the 30 days. If not I'll sling poo like at my monkeys . They enjoy games like that.

 

[Spookwriter]

Life isn't that hard.

Like many famers, cow-crap was a regular headache -and back
ache-for me.

The very reason I became a farmer was so I didn't have to get
up and go to work every day. And here I was shoveling cow crap
every day. Loads and loads of it. And I just had the one cow. But
that's all it did was crap, all day long.

Wore shovel after shovel out.

Tried putting it all on the garden...it was ankle deep, then knee deep.
Just getting deeper. Began to look like my garden was planted on
a hill.

Tried the cork and monkey...High dollar monkey. Two weeks of that,
cork blew out and my monkey ran off to join the circus.

So I thought it all out careful -- on account I'm a thinking man -- and
came up with a plan.

I dug me one of them outhouses in the field. Near the trees. Made it
one of them two-holers I did, in cause I found me another cow.

Took me a long time to train that there cow to use the outhouse, but
I got the old cow trained.

Come down outta the tree, run for the outhouse just a mooing.

Well, one day my wife was out there in the field picking daisys and
she felt the call of nature...


...................

I'm going to stop right there for a bit. Mainly on account of I don't know
whats going to happen next, on account of I haven't got it all thought
out, on account of I didn't know I needed this story tonight. Let me
ponder on it. Meanwhile, if one of you fellers know what happens next,
have at it.

Spook

 

[N F C]

Wanted Dead or Alive:



Chicken rustling monkey on the loose.

Lock up your chickens!

 

[duluthralphie]

Life isn't that hard.

Like many famers, cow-crap was a regular headache -and back
ache-for me.

The very reason I became a farmer was so I didn't have to get
up and go to work every day. And here I was shoveling cow crap
every day. Loads and loads of it. And I just had the one cow. But
that's all it did was crap, all day long.

Wore shovel after shovel out.

Tried putting it all on the garden...it was ankle deep, then knee deep.
Just getting deeper. Began to look like my garden was planted on
a hill.

Tried the cork and monkey...High dollar monkey. Two weeks of that,
cork blew out and my monkey ran off to join the circus.

So I thought it all out careful -- on account I'm a thinking man -- and
came up with a plan.

I dug me one of them outhouses in the field. Near the trees. Made it
one of them two-holers I did, in cause I found me another cow.

Took me a long time to train that there cow to use the outhouse, but
I got the old cow trained.

Come down outta the tree, run for the outhouse just a mooing.

Well, one day my wife was out there in the field picking daisys and
she felt the call of nature...


...................

I'm going to stop right there for a bit. Mainly on account of I don't know
whats going to happen next, on account of I haven't got it all thought
out, on account of I didn't know I needed this story tonight. Let me
ponder on it. Meanwhile, if one of you fellers know what happens next,
have at it.

Spook

She ran as fast as she could to the cow outhouse..

Jumped inside and started using the hole on the left..

The cow at about the same time had the urge, I am sure it was because the other female was in the bathroom.

We all know how women like to go to the bathroom in flocks or herds for God knows what reason.

Spook saw this and was worried for the cow and his wife,

Spook opened that outhouse door, and having ran to the outhouse had low O2 stats.

So he was not thinking correctly..

He opened the door stood in amazement, and just stared at the two of them,

eye going from wife to cow to wife back and forth.

Spook then blurted out " Wow, you two could be twins you look so alike sitting there"...





Memorial services will be Saturday at 2pm for Spook, No donations please send all donations to the Minnesota Palm Tree restoration Society, Make the checks out to cash and send them to Duluthralphie.

 

[rIrs roost]

My money just hatched a penguin. What will happen when it gets older and the monkey kicks the penguin outta the nest? Also I'm building a penguin coop. How big of a perch do they need?